Friday, January 30, 2009

25 things Facebook told me to write...

So, after being tagged a billion and a half times with this Facebook chain letter of sorts, I decided it would make a decent blog entry. I guess if I tag you you have to do the same... sorry if I tag you and you've already done this.

25 Things

I. I believe in a higher power, but do not subscribe to any religion.

II. I was born Catholic, though never confirmed. I respect the religion and occasionally attend mass, though I am more open to Eastern religion/thought.

III. I've been arrested more than once.

IV. I have been diagnosed with depression and anxiety disorder, both of which still get to me from time to time.

V. My favorite holiday is the Fourth of July.

VI. Though I have new found faith in this country, I am still more proud to be human than an "American."

VII. I show everyone respect; no matter race, religion, creed, color, sexual preference, gender, age, physical or mental ability, if you are a fellow human, you deserve respect. If you show me equal respect in return I like you, and I will not do you wrong. Should you not show me respect, I have no sympathy for you whatsoever.

VIII. As far as my future is concerned, it's just a continuation of my present. I live everyday as if it were my last, but my dreams take place in Neverneverland.

IX. I used to hate Sundays, now I just hate sunny days.

X. My biggest pet peeve is ignorance. This occurs on multiple levels. I can not stand when people are oblivious to the world around them. I also can not stand being ignored. For instance, if I send you a text message, please respond!

XI. The Beatles are overrated. So is every "Pirates" movie and the latest "Batman." I was born and raised in Chicago (suburbs) and I am a Packers fan. I would rather spend a lifetime in Alaska than a day at the beach. Also, I hate cats (most of them). Deal with it.

XII. My grandma once won $150,000 at a casino. She taught me how to gamble.

XIII. I will FOREVER be a Cubs fan... to the very last out.

XIV. I enjoy the show "Gossip Girl"

XV. I was kicked out of my house when I was 18 (because I did laundry too often). It was also the day before I started college.

XVI. I blame my parents for a lot of things, and society for even more.

XVII. I heart Phillip Anthony Casella... almost in a gay way, almost. I also have man crushes on the following dudes: Ryan Peters, Noah Curtis, Mike Wilson, Dan Krall, Bill Douglas, Matthew McConaughey (alright, alright, alright), Nick DiGilio, Ryan Adams, Chris Davies, the Koolaid guy, Barrack Obama, Noam Chomsky, Conan O'Brien, Britt and Jermaine, and six of the seven dwarfs.

XVIII. I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink lots of it.

XIX. I have a great smile, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

XX. I sometimes watch porn. Nothing to be ashamed of.

XXI. I meditate. Not as much as I used to, or want to, but I do, and I like it. As a matter of fact, I love it and recommend it to everyone. It works, if you let it. It can do wonders for the body, mind and soul.

XXII. I have an unhealthy obsession with the female body. Maybe it's just natural, but I like girls a lot! Looking, touching, pleasing... hello ladies!

XXIII. The last four movies I watched were the best I have seen in a long time: Benjamin Button, Slumdog Millionaire, The Wrestler, Gran Torino.

XXIV. My three dream jobs are: (1) an Anthropologist, (2) a pornstar, (3) a horse trainer.

XXV. My one true goal in life is to leave an impression, make an impact, and/or have an affect on every person I meet, while learning something from each of those people. I love life.


c. davies said...

i feel honored.

splinky said...

u have the following options...
A. hear me bitch u out for doggin the beatles.. that was sooo uncalled
B. wait for a good old ass kicking next time i see u..
C. let me type out a massive reply on why the beatles rock!
well at least u like the packers.. i guess u cant be 100% perfect.

ryan p said...

1) Stones over the Beatles any day--we both know that.

2) Fuck you my cat is awesome and you love him.

3) I just read your blog about getting pulled over a few days ago--totally fucked up. How can they not tell you what terms you violated?

4) I have a crush on you, slugger.