Remember, what happens on New Year's... could possibly haunt you for all of 2009 - even in Vegas.
Streaking was acceptable in the ninth grade, tolerated in College, and highly recommended as an adult.
At midnight, should there be no one of the opposite sex to kiss, refer to the following flow chart:
(And remember to take pictures)
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Wine after nine is just fine. Crack after speed, an ambulance you'll need.
If attending a party this evening, remember to thank you host with a gift,
not wear out your welcome,
and get a safe ride home...
Happy New Year everybody!